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Sep 2, 2010 - Posted
 

Happy 902010 Day!!!! :))))

http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/required%20reading/article/100919--happy-90210-day

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Sep 2, 2010 - Posted
 

Is that really appealing to you??? "Largest junk mail supplier"???? LOL Come on people!! ark

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Aug 31, 2010 - Posted
 

Mexicana suspend ses activités!

http://www.radio-canada.ca/nouvelles/Economie/2010/08/27/017-suspension-activites-mexicana.shtml

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Aug 27, 2010 - Posted
 

Vidéo: "DJ Got Us Falling in Love" Music Video (haylestudios)

Votre vendredi vient de prendre une toute autre direction! P-A-R-T-Y!

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Aug 27, 2010 - Posted
 

~~Some Laughter For The Day~~

Sven and Olaf worked together in a  Minnesota

factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went

to the Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, 'Panty stitcher.

I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties.'

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it

classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300

a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied,

'Diesel fitter.'  The clerk looked up diesel fitter...

and it was classified as a skilled job.  So, the clerk

gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Olaf found this out, he was furious!  He

stormed back into the office to find out why

his friend and co-worker was collecting double

his benefits.

The clerk explained, 'Panty stitchers are

unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor.'

'Vat skill?' yelled Olaf. 'I sew da elastic on da

panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says,

'Yah...... DIESEL FITTER.'

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Aug 25, 2010 - Posted
 

My roomate is definitely buying the milk this week!!!!!!!

   
Click here to download:
My_roomate_is_definitely_buyin.zip (34 KB)

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Aug 24, 2010 - Posted
 

How To Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman 
 
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry 
basket according to lights and darks.
 
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
 
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
 
Get in the shower. 
 
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
 
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
 
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 
 
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. 
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
 
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
 
Shave armpits and legs.
 
Turn off shower. 
 
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
 
Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
 
Get out of shower.
 
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
 
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
 
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man
 
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 
 
Walk naked to the bathroom.
 
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
 
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
 
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. 
 
Get in the shower.
 
Wash your face.
 
Wash your armpits.
 
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
 
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. 
 
Wash your hair.
 
Make a Shampoo Mohican
 
Wee.
 
Rinse off and get out of shower.
 
Partially dry off.
 
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. 
 
Admire willy size in mirror again.
 
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
 
If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. 
 
Throw wet towel on bed.
 
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
 
PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING UP, AS THIS WILL DO IT.

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Aug 24, 2010 - Posted
 

Le saviez-vous?

Colgate-Palmolive et Lever Brothers (Dove et Lux) ont longtemps manufacturé du savon et de la télévision, d'où la création du mot «TV soap».

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Aug 23, 2010 - Posted